God, how I hate working Fridays!

First Friday in work in months and the first customer I had this morning spent the last half hour commenting on everything!

"I want the sunflowers but they were outside yesterday"
Me; “I’m putting them outside today too, I just haven’t had time yet”
“But they’re dead” *pulls at petals*
Me; “No, they’re not. They’re fine :D”
“Hmmm, alright”
Me; “We have single stem sunflowers in the stand if you’d prefer, they’re €4 per stem” (both sets of sunflowers came from the EXACT SAME bunch. But we only have half of them on special offer)

So, she finally picks out all her flowers and asks me to make a bouquet.
I start making it up and she stands there criticising everything!!!

Thank the heavens for bitch tax!
I just hope she hasn’t set the tone for the day now.

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Matt Bomer + photo shoots

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indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

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oomshi:

on a serious note I’m cute 

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Benj Pasek and Darren Criss send love to Emily, who is having brain surgery today. They are members of #EmilysEnsemble! [Source]

Awesome people are awesome, brain surgery sucks!

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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New York City, New York, USA (via Florin Draghici)

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Just been asked in an interview whether I was worried about playing “two gay characters???” “Why???”…”Because you run the danger of those characters being the same….”…”Cause of their sexuality?”…..”Yes”…..”They’re both white, should I be worried about that too?”….”Of course not”….”Like somehow homosexuality makes all gay people identical.. Like somehow being gay IS the character” Let me tell you, Sexuality doesn’t define you. What makes you get out of bed in the morning defines you. That’s character. What he’s talking about is homophobia… that’s says more about his character than it does the ones I portrayed. Needless to say the interview ended. Popcorn journalism. Marks out of ten??? Just the 1…

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