internetmessiah:

have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad

*Cough*this bitch*Cough*

skylinesunshine:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Aladdin?…But, I already married him. Kind of.

And speaking of cake… I have cake.

clairenachbhfuilsaspeir:

andrysb24:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

“I would love to have children” -BC, 2011

What do you consider your greatest achievement? 

“I wish I could say children”

What has been your biggest disappointment? 

“Not being a dad by the age of 32” -BC, 2012

“I can’t wait to do an interview….and just talk about my child” -BC, 2013

It is Father’s Day and Benedict is still not a father. *gross sobbing*

why do I torture myself?

kosplaybaby:

I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!

punmonster:

katthekonqueror:

But the last one is Batman. Batman doesn’t use guns.

sure he does! see?

insertsinterestingname:

Unlike other countries Dublin don’t have to put green dye in it’s river because that’s it’s natural color! 

Beannachtaí lá ‘le Phádraig daoibh.

Agus ár cairde na héireann neamh, cuimnigh #PaddyNotPatty

Oh tumblr, you do make me laugh :-D

superwholockgiraffe:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you