First Friday in work in months and the first customer I had this morning spent the last half hour commenting on everything!
"I want the sunflowers but they were outside yesterday"
Me; “I’m putting them outside today too, I just haven’t had time yet”
“But they’re dead” *pulls at petals*
Me; “No, they’re not. They’re fine :D”
Me; “We have single stem sunflowers in the stand if you’d prefer, they’re €4 per stem” (both sets of sunflowers came from the EXACT SAME bunch. But we only have half of them on special offer)
So, she finally picks out all her flowers and asks me to make a bouquet.
I start making it up and she stands there criticising everything!!!
Thank the heavens for bitch tax!
I just hope she hasn’t set the tone for the day now.